Terms of Use
What the hollow asks of you. What the hollow offers in return.
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Agreed upon at supper. Witnessed by Silas. Typed by Jeb.
1. What You Receive
When you order from the Chunkery, you receive a jar (or a set, or a cloth, or a crock) that was prepared for you by our hands, in our shed, under our roof. It will arrive when it arrives. We do not guarantee a date. We guarantee it is the milk we said it would be.
2. What The Hollow Asks
We ask that you treat the jar as a thing that was made for you. We ask that you do not complain about the chunks; the chunks are the point. We ask that you tell someone else, if you like the pour. We do not advertise.
3. Returns
We accept returns of unopened jars only. Opened jars cannot be returned; once a jar is open the milk has met the air, and what happens between them is between them. If a jar arrives broken, we will ship another as soon as one is ready.
4. Disputes
Disputes are resolved at the Settlin' Shed. You may write and request a hearing. Bill will listen. Jeb will listen. Silas will listen. Otis will generally stand at the back. A decision will be reached. We will write you with it.
5. Shipping
Jars are shipped in unbleached muslin and wood shavings, in the order we receive the orders. We ship in the morning only. We do not ship on Sundays. We do not ship on the day Otis grades the Reserve.
6. Use Of The Site
This website is provided as an extension of the hollow. You are welcome to read it, to share it, and to place orders through it. You are asked not to scrape it, not to copy its text, and not to pretend the Whitford line is yours. We will know.
7. Changes
These terms may change. When they do, we will update this page. The terms on specificindustries.com are the ones that govern the agreement.